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Black Witch
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...  Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:39 pm |
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Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.
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WebWanderer
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:08 pm |
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Black Witch wrote: Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater. Oh, the nineties. Ce vremuri ... 
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sasha_eu
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:37 am |
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macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
statea suedezul serile de iarna nefacand nimic si s-a gandit sa adauge onomatopee.
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Black Witch
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:17 pm |
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sasha_eu wrote: macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele.
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:53 pm |
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trb sa spui "fixed" ca sa ma prind ca ai editat textul  :lol _________________
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Black Witch
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:09 pm |
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Black Witch wrote: sasha_eu wrote: macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele. fixed
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:20 pm |
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asa !  _________________
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:28 am |
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Mda... Worst apocalypse ever!
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:12 pm |
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Bunny the Lifeguard wrote: Mda... Worst apocalypse ever! HA HA HA HA Eu am zburat pe 21!!!
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:55 pm |
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Ala da curaj  _________________ * Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 pm |
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Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu:
– Buna! Ce faci?
– Buna! Ma duc sa spal Mertanu’ apoi sa mananc la Marriot! Tu?
- Si eu la fel. Tot curva ...
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:13 pm |
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cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:52 pm |
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sasha_eu wrote: cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta Colege de facultate, daca vrei .
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:31 pm |
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pitzy nu manca la Marriot si nu merg in Mertan. _________________
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:00 pm |
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Sunt necunoscator ...
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:01 pm |
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:05 pm |
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Say what?
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:05 pm |
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UFO religions are serious shit navigand pe site-uri de profil, observ ca oamenii au lucrat din greu. Dementa dezvolta creativitatea. Jos palaria
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:15 pm |
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Nu pot sa pun chestia asta pe FB, ca iau bataie! Dar am aflat ce inseamna PMS! Inseamna trei lucruri: pre-menstrual, prezent-menstrual si post-menstrual! Si ar tine in medie cam 27 de zile _________________ .
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:34 pm |
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what ?
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Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ... Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:13 pm |
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Tot din capitolul asta: La terapie de cuplu, el explica "cum sta treaba": - Pentru o relatie armonioasa, am hotarat sa practicam reciprocitatea in toate aspectele relatiei, de pilda, daca ea e nervoasa... eu tac. Dar bineinteles, si invers e valabil, tac eu daca e ea nervoasa! _________________ .
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