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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Black Witch » Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:39 pm

Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby WebWanderer » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:08 pm

Black Witch wrote:Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.

Oh, the nineties. Ce vremuri ... :)
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:37 am

macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
statea suedezul serile de iarna nefacand nimic si s-a gandit sa adauge onomatopee.
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Black Witch » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:17 pm

sasha_eu wrote:macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele.
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:53 pm

trb sa spui "fixed" ca sa ma prind ca ai editat textul :P :lol
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Black Witch » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:09 pm

Black Witch wrote:
sasha_eu wrote:macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele.
fixed :P
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Sat Nov 17, 2012 9:20 pm

asa ! :lol:
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Bunny the Lifeguard » Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:28 am

Mda... Worst apocalypse ever!
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Black Witch » Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:12 pm

Bunny the Lifeguard wrote:Mda... Worst apocalypse ever!

HA HA HA HA Eu am zburat pe 21!!!
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Coral » Sun Dec 23, 2012 4:55 pm

Ala da curaj :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby WebWanderer » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:38 pm

Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu:

– Buna! Ce faci?
– Buna! Ma duc sa spal Mertanu’ apoi sa mananc la Marriot! Tu?
- Si eu la fel. Tot curva ...
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:13 pm

cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby WebWanderer » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:52 pm

sasha_eu wrote:cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta

Colege de facultate, daca vrei :).
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:31 pm

pitzy nu manca la Marriot si nu merg in Mertan. :P
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby WebWanderer » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:00 pm

Sunt necunoscator ... :)
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby noir » Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:01 pm

it took 9 years for scientists to crack the human genome just to tell me I share 60% of same DNA as a banana
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Bunny the Lifeguard » Thu Sep 12, 2013 5:05 pm

Say what?
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby noir » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:05 pm

UFO religions are serious shit

navigand pe site-uri de profil, observ ca oamenii au lucrat din greu. Dementa dezvolta creativitatea. Jos palaria :lol:
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Bunny the Lifeguard » Thu Sep 18, 2014 12:15 pm

Nu pot sa pun chestia asta pe FB, ca iau bataie! :lol:

Dar am aflat ce inseamna PMS! Inseamna trei lucruri: pre-menstrual, prezent-menstrual si post-menstrual! Si ar tine in medie cam 27 de zile :lol:
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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby sasha_eu » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:34 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...

Postby Bunny the Lifeguard » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:13 pm

Tot din capitolul asta:

La terapie de cuplu, el explica "cum sta treaba":
- Pentru o relatie armonioasa, am hotarat sa practicam reciprocitatea in toate aspectele relatiei, de pilda, daca ea e nervoasa... eu tac. Dar bineinteles, si invers e valabil, tac eu daca e ea nervoasa!

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