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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
 Post Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:39 pm 
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Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.


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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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Black Witch wrote:
Intr-o zi, hotentotii au arestat un asasin (Attentater), acuzat ca ar fi omorat o mama (Mutter) hotentota (Hottentottenmutter), avand un fiu cam prostut si balbait (Stottertrottel). O astfel de femeie se numeste, in germana, Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter, iar asasinul ei este un Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater.
Politia il prinde pe asasin si il inchide provizoriu intr-o cusca pentru canguri (Beutelrattenlattengitterkotter) , dar captivul evadeaza.
Imediat, toti pleaca in cautarea fugarului si, deodata, un razboinic hotentot se intoarce strigand:
-Am prins asasinul (Attentater) !
-Da? Care?, intreaba seful de trib.
-Pe Lattengitterkotterbeutelratterattentater, raspunde razboinicul.
-Cum adica, asasinul din cusca de canguri acoperita cu panza? ,intreaba seful hotentotilor.
-Pai, raspunde bastinasul, pe Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentater (asasinul mamei hotentote a copilului prostut si balbait).
-A, asa, da! raspunde seful hotentotilor. Puteai sa zici de la inceput ca l-ai prins pe: Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterlattengitterkotterbeutelrattenattentater.

Oh, the nineties. Ce vremuri ... :)

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
statea suedezul serile de iarna nefacand nimic si s-a gandit sa adauge onomatopee.

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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sasha_eu wrote:
macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele.


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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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trb sa spui "fixed" ca sa ma prind ca ai editat textul :P :lol

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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Black Witch wrote:
sasha_eu wrote:
macar germana are o logica.
daneza si suedeza singur au fost limbi ok initial si ulterior stalcite de bastinasi.
suedezul in intunericul apoape continuu de iarna bea si asa au iesit onomatopeele.
fixed :P


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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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asa ! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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Mda... Worst apocalypse ever!

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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Bunny the Lifeguard wrote:
Mda... Worst apocalypse ever!

HA HA HA HA Eu am zburat pe 21!!!


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Ala da curaj :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Se intalnesc 2 foste colege de liceu:

– Buna! Ce faci?
– Buna! Ma duc sa spal Mertanu’ apoi sa mananc la Marriot! Tu?
- Si eu la fel. Tot curva ...

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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sasha_eu wrote:
cred ca trb un pic updatat bancul asta

Colege de facultate, daca vrei :).

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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pitzy nu manca la Marriot si nu merg in Mertan. :P

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Sunt necunoscator ... :)

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Say what?

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UFO religions are serious shit

navigand pe site-uri de profil, observ ca oamenii au lucrat din greu. Dementa dezvolta creativitatea. Jos palaria :lol:

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Nu pot sa pun chestia asta pe FB, ca iau bataie! :lol:

Dar am aflat ce inseamna PMS! Inseamna trei lucruri: pre-menstrual, prezent-menstrual si post-menstrual! Si ar tine in medie cam 27 de zile :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: cineva sa duca gunoiul ...
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Tot din capitolul asta:

La terapie de cuplu, el explica "cum sta treaba":
- Pentru o relatie armonioasa, am hotarat sa practicam reciprocitatea in toate aspectele relatiei, de pilda, daca ea e nervoasa... eu tac. Dar bineinteles, si invers e valabil, tac eu daca e ea nervoasa!

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